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The Bachelor" 2011 week 6 aired February 3 on ABC and featured Brad Womack and his remaining suitresses as they headed to beautiful Costa Rica in search of love. While one woman
The other women are pissed that Chantal is getting her second one-on-one date, especially Michelle, in her now trademark insane, imaginary fashion: "All I can hope is that Chantal gets attacked by monkeys. Or apes." Really ANY primate will do. Even one of Michelle's pet flying monkeys! She's not picky!

Chantal packs her silly hot pink suitcase and tries not to think about the fact that Brad might dump her at any moment and send her on a plane back to the States before she even sees any of the Costa Rican scenery. Brad picks her up and, guess what, they're going in ANOTHER helicopter! (Drinking Game Players: Driiiink!)

Back at the mansion: Michelle pulls the old "If Chantal's what he's into, I'm not right for him" move. She calls Chantal "aggressive, over-confident and egotistical," and if you don't see the irony in that, then you must be new here. That's like Stalin criticizing a puppy for being "tyrannical." Michelle is projecting so hard that she might actually have split her soul multiple times during that little speech, Horcrux-style. Oh Michelle, what WON'T you say to maximize your air time? I have a feeling we will find out tonight, and I have a feeling the answer is "nothing."
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New TV Series for 2011

 

 New TV series for 2011

New TV series for 2011

Here's a quick peek at what else is coming to a television set near you. Also, check out premiere dates of some of your favorite shows.
'Live to Dance'

'Live to Dance'

Premiere date: Jan. 4

Premise: Paula Abdul returns to TV. This time she's ditching the quest to find the best singers in America and setting her sights on folks who can dance.

Channel: CBS

'Bob's Burgers'

'Bob's Burgers'

Premiere date: Jan. 9

Premise: This animated series centers around a man, his family life and, of course, burgers. Did you know that there's a real Bob's Burgers?

Channel: FOX

'The Cape'

'The Cape'

Premiere date: Jan. 9

Premise: A cop presumed dead turns into a crusading superhero wannabe. Watch sneak peeks of the show.

Channel: NBC

'Off the Map'

'Off the Map'

Premiere date: Jan. 12 

Premise: "Grey's Anatomy" creator Shonda Rhimes' drama of six idealistic doctors in a South American jungle. Where was it filmed?

Channel: ABC

'Harry's Law'

'Harry's Law'

Premiere date: Jan. 17 

Premise:Kathy Bates is a fired lawyer bouncing back in producer David E. Kelley's latest. 

Channel: NBC

'Perfect Couples'

'Perfect Couples'

Premiere date: Jan. 20 

Premise: Three couples tackle relationship terrors. Another popular show showed that the single life wasn't easy in TV land either.

Channel: NBC

'The Chicago Code'

'The Chicago Code'

Premiere date: Feb. 7  

Premise: Crime and corruption in Chicago take center stage in this cop drama.  

Channel: FOX
'Mr. Sunshine'

'Mr. Sunshine'

Premiere date: Feb. 9

Premise: A sports arena manager has a midlife crisis and a wacky boss.  

Channel: ABC
'Criminal Minds: Suspect Behavior'

Criminal Minds: Suspect Behavior

Premiere date: Feb. 16 

Premise: A spin-off of the popular CBS series starring a former soap star. 

Channel: CBS

'The Bachelor'

'The Bachelor'

Premiere date: Jan. 3 

Premise: "The Bachelor" returns with another fellow looking for love. Who is returning as the bachelor?

Channel: ABC 

'The Biggest Loser: Couples'

'The Biggest Loser: Couples'

Premiere date: Jan. 4 

Premise: Family and friends team up to battle the bulge and drop weight. Which trainer says this season is the last for him/her?

Channel: NBC 

'American Idol'

'American Idol'

Premiere date: Jan. 19-20 

Premise: The best and brightest (sometimes not) come out for this singing competition. Who's won in the past? And who are the new judges?

Channel: FOX 

'Survivor: Redemption Island'

'Survivor: Redemption Island'

Premiere date: Feb. 16

Premise: Former castoffs return for a chance at redemption and $1 million. Where was this season filmed? Check out the show's new rules. Who's won in the past?

Channel: CBS 

'The Amazing Race: Unfinished Business'

'The Amazing Race: Unfinished Business'

Premiere date: Feb. 20 

Premise: Former teammates return for a chance to claim victory. Who's won in the past?

Channel: CBS
'America's Next Top Model'

'America's Next Top Model'

Premiere date: Feb. 23 

Premise: Amateur models vie to be on top in this competition. Who created the show? 

Channel: CW

'Episodes'

'Episodes'

Premiere date: Jan. 9 

Premise: A dense American actor is hired for a Hollywood adaptation of this smart British series.

Channel: Showtime 

'Shameless'

'Shameless' & Showtime

Premiere date: Jan. 9

Premise: This slacker family saga is an adapted British hit.

Channel: Showtime 

'Lights Out'

'Lights Out'

Premiere date: Jan. 11 

Premise: A damaged boxer sets his sights on a comeback. (Sound familiar?)

Channel: FX 

'Fairly Legal'

'Fairly Legal'

Premiere date: Jan. 20 

Premise: A lawyer-turned-mediator has a cruel stepmother and a pesky ex-husband to deal with.

Channel: USA